by THiNCRUST OMEGA » Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:25 am
"I am the one who allowing you hospitality in this bleak time for your rendition of the human lifestyle." State Simon. "If you're expecting someone to free you from the Neropods, Dont bother. They are being relayed to their destination at all Disney Parks and Resorts for the journey that lies ahead as we speak."
"So, You're in on that rumor... Am I right?" Trasme questioned his so called ruler "That every Disney-related Property has been rigged with Space Travel Engines and all that smeg?!"
"Yes." Replied the Digger. "The only way for you to log out of this world is for you to recieve a Job that needs to be done on the Parks, Ranging from maintainence to Helming the flight patterns of the colonies and cruisers. In terms of why you're here, I cannot say. Here to explain it is the CEO of the Muginga corperation: Yoji Ikari."
On the screen was the man himself, Pre-Recorded and ready to explain the bitter truth behind Disney Infinity Online.
"People of the New World, I welcome you. Our way of life has been endangered by a Government Shutdown this year, The sheer incompitance of the United States Government at this point in time has left us at MuGinGa no choice but to engage the Repopulation Protocol 2539. All the Disney Parks have been in fact rigged with the proper equipment for Interstellar Travel. We think of it as a Nursery for the next generation of humankind." He spoke to the Camera, Stroking his snow-white beard as he took a sip of his blood-red wine. "There is one fatal flaw to this system, Viruses..."
"Wait, Viruses? Like in a computer?" asked Xak, Xandre's Younger Brother.
"Taking the form of anything their Programmer has coded to contain their code, These Viruses have been proven to dissolve not just your digital body, which effectively deletes your file from the game, but it also vaporizes the biomass inside your co-responding pod." Stated Yoji.
"In other words, If a Virus Kills us here, They kill us in real life, too..." Exclaimed Trasme.
"Credit goes to one of our beta testers, Trasme Capulet, for finding this ultimate error in the world's code." Stated Yoji Ikari, "Without him, we wouldn't know of this lethal mistake until it was too late..."
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