Disney Infinity Fans

Eugene: Uhh, hello fellow book-enthusiasts. My name is Flynn Rider. I was just... borrowing this one... for a friend. I guess I missed the librarian on the way out. How about you go on with your stories and I'll see if I can find him outside.

Vanellope: Whaddya think I am, a diaperhead? You're stealing!

Eugene: Ok folks, look I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder. *smolders*

Vanellope: Uhgh! Wouldya put that away?! You're making me... Making me... What was I talking about?

Eugene: "May I just say... Hi... How ya doin'? "

Looks around, and everyone else appears to have gone back to their reading.

"Hey shortstuff, looks like everyone else isn't paying attention? You're the only one stopping me now. But I tell you what, I'll do you a deal. I give you this book back, you go back to your negotiations with your Librarian Emperor Cuckoo, and violà, we part ways as unlikely friends."

Vanellope: Hmm... You drive a Toph bargain, Twinkle-Toes. But I see no harm in accepting your offer. Now go on! I'm sure you've got some other boogerface to check up on at home, huh?

Eugene: "Funny you should say that... anyway, here it is"

*reaches into satchel and produces a small volume entitled "The Tales of Flynnigan Rider", then hurriedly reaches back to close the satchel.

"Soo, I might use the door now. Adios"